Cher Philemon:
I am putting you at the head of the Government in spite of the numerous stinking social reports I have of you and your brother Francis Fai. I have decided to take this momentous decision in view of the stakes ahead. So, you must take these assignments scrupulously and effect them in a timely and discrete manner.
First, Philemon, you are the first of those who had come out of ENAM (our French Secret Agent School) to be appointed in this position of Prime Minister. You have the doctrine of the Champs D’Élysées and so you are well Frenchified to carry out a task we will be facing in a few weeks’ time … that of crushing any uprisings in the Bamenda, Kumbo, Nkambe, Mutengene, Kumba, Mamfe areas. You must be aware of the fact that the African Summit of AU has not accorded the awaited independence the SCNC/SCAPO people were envisaging and expecting. I am well informed that there are two squads ready to strike on very strategic targets. I trust you and will want you to seek them out and crush their filaments and satellites ruthlessly “a la Oku”!
